A Dumbass Asshole

My ass confuses me sometimes.

Like today. I was talking to my friend on IM, and we were trying to decide on our plans for the evening.

I told him one of the weirdest things.

"Hold up, my ass is confusing me. It's like, 'I wanna shit. Sike. Okay, no wait, I do actually.'"

Like, c'mon, man! Do you or do you not have to? I have a dumbass asshole.

Yes, folks, you heard it here first. I own a dumbass asshole.

Speaking of which... gotta go!