My ass confuses me sometimes.
Like today. I was talking to my friend on IM, and we were trying to decide on our plans for the evening.
I told him one of the weirdest things.
"Hold up, my ass is confusing me. It's like, 'I wanna shit. Sike. Okay, no wait, I do actually.'"
Like, c'mon, man! Do you or do you not have to? I have a dumbass asshole.
Yes, folks, you heard it here first. I own a dumbass asshole.
Speaking of which... gotta go!
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