Friday, January 4, 2008

My Own Useless Top 10 Lists

So in the past few weeks, the interwebs have been hit with a barrage of top 10 lists. Some have tried to make themselves different by making top 20 or top 25 lists.

And it got me in the mood to make my own top 10 list. But I decided I'd make a top 10 list for only the things I'm interested in.

Without further adieu, here they are.

Jones Johnson's 10 Top Lists

Top 10 Movies I've Seen (no order)
1. Juno
2. Ratatouille
3. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
4. Superbad
5. The Bourne Ultimatum
6. Enchanted
7. No Country for Old Men
8. Hairspray
9. Knocked Up
10. Eastern Promises

Top 5 Worst Movies I've Seen (no order)
1. Spider-Man 3
2. Blades of Glory
3. Bridge to Terabithia
4. Shoot 'Em Up
5. Hitman, Epic Movie (tie)

Top 10 High Definition Movies I've Experienced (no order)
1. Ratatouille (Blu-ray)
2. Transformers (HD DVD)
3. Live Free or Die Hard (Blu-ray)
4. Hot Fuzz (HD DVD)
5. Superbad (Blu-ray)
6. Layer Cake (Blu-ray)
7. 2001: A Space Odyssey (HD DVD)
8. Casino (HD DVD)
9. Knocked Up (HD DVD)
10. Hairspray (Blu-ray)

Top 10 2008 Movies I'm Excited About (in order)
1. Cloverfield
2. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
3. The Dark Knight
4. Wall E
5. Be Kind Rewind
6. Fanboys
7. Iron Man
8. Jumper
9. Harold & Kumar 2
10. Hancock

Top 10 Videogames I've Played (in order)
1. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (PS3)
2. FIFA 08 (360)
3. Rock Band (360)
4. Call of Duty 4 (360)
5. God of War II (PS2)
6. Halo 3 (360)
7. Need for Speed: Pro Street (360)
8. DiRT (PS3)
9. Guitar Hero III (360)
10. Assassin's Creed (360)

Pretty lame lists. But now that I think of it, I can imagine a pretty sweet day just from looking at that list. Start the day off with some Uncharted: Drake's Fortune on my PS3 for an hour or two. Probably eat lunch afterwards. After lunch? Hmm, yeah, definitely going to have to go with the Superbad Blu-ray with its glorious 2nd disc to top things off. Then invite the boys over for a little bit of Rock Band, but ultimately to have a heated match of FIFA 08. Then din-din, duh. After dinner, we'd have to go see Juno in New York, just cuz. Then go back home, and take turns drifting and dragging on Need for Speed: Pro Street. To cap the night off, I'd probably pop in Ratatouille on Blu-ray and pass out to it.

Life and death situation, you ask? And I only had one thing I can do? That's tough. If I knew I was going to die in one hour, I'd obviously do all the obvious things. And afterwards, I'd play one more game of FIFA 08 with my usual partner against our usual adversaries. Then die, hopefully as champions.

Oops, I almost forgot. Television. I love TV! But only certain shows. I used to like "Lost", but then it got lame, but apparently it got better. I dunno. They cancelled my favorite show of all time "Arrested Development" a few years ago, but then again, Fox is gay.

Top 10 TV Shows of 2007 (in order)
1. How I Met Your Mother
2. Flight of the Conchords
3. The Office
4. 30 Rock
5. The Sopranos
6. Late Night with Conan O'brien
7. Entourage
8. Scrubs
9. The Big Bang
10. Big Love

Most Overrated Show Ever: Heroes

Agree with me? Disagree? Who cares! None of these lists matters. It depends on you and you only. I loved "Enchanted" and I don't give a rat's ass, mothafucka. Word life.

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