My pen has a fork. I'm cool now.

"Hey do you have a fork?"

"No, but my pen does!"

Excellent work. This is exactly what I need in my life. NOT.




Actually, maybe this is good for all you pen chewers out there. You know who you are. You's a bunch of nasty mofo's. Now you can have your pen and eat it too. Or at least eat with it.

And there's nothing like borrowing a pen from a pen chewer and being handed a half-chewed STD-infested pen cap. We love those. We really do.

Ew