Jonesin' for some birthday cake

Today is Coy's 26th and Eric's 25th birthday. I think. As a Facebook addict, I've grown accustomed to birthday notifications. However, neither one of these guys has a Facebook account. So I have been forced to use this thing called memory, and if it's serving me correctly today, then it's their birthday.

Usually, when Facebook tells me it's someone's birthday, I write different variations of "happy birthday" on his/her wall. I try to make it completely different everytime, but I end up recycling a lot.

Here are a few of the birthday greetings I've used in the past:

Congratulations on the anniversary of your birth!

Nice birth.

Yay birthday! Yay!

Birth boy ova heeh.

And my personal favorite (a variation of the first one):

Congrulations on the anniversary of you coming out of your mother's vagina (or vajayjay)!

So I'd like to wish Eric and Coy a sweet birthday today. May all your wishes and dreams come true. And maybe I can help you with those. *winky wink*

I'm too broke to give you guys anything, so here's some effin' cake brought to you by my main man Chuck.


Hmm, I just realized that the last one may not work. Not all of us came out of our mother's vaginas. Some of us needed the jaws of life to be escorted out of the womb. I'm not one of them, just in case you were interested. Nope, came right out my mom's vajohnson.

Edit: Maybe I like this cake better. And no, I don't know why I just wasted my time looking for pictures of birthday cakes. But due to my nerdboy status, here ya go.